The Gashlycrumb Tinies

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“A is for Amy who fell down the stairs,” The Gashlycrumb Tinies begins. “B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh…”

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sold-into-frostitution:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CAUGHT!!!

sold-into-frostitution:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CAUGHT!!!

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‏@shemarmoore: All you Baby Girls and Fans make me smile BIG!! I love flirting, IG’n and Tweeting y’all.. I can’t respond to Everybody but know that I’m trying to show the love!!
: All you Baby Girls and Fans make me smile BIG!! I love flirting, IG’n and Tweeting y’all.. I can’t respond to Everybody but know that I’m trying to show the love!!


thetardisisatpigfarts:

from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:



That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

thetardisisatpigfarts:

from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:

That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.