The Gashlycrumb Tinies
“A is for Amy who fell down the stairs,” The Gashlycrumb Tinies begins. “B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh…”
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wonder-dream-dazzle
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
Gilbert K. Chesterton <3
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@shemarmoore: All you Baby Girls and Fans make me smile BIG!! I love flirting, IG’n and Tweeting y’all.. I can’t respond to Everybody but know that I’m trying to show the love!!
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hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:
That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
Ah, the nerd is strong with this post
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
|---|---|
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
